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Case No. MDC-2026  |  The People vs. Your Breakfast
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Avocado Toast
On Trial
Your smashed avo habit is being cross-examined. The numbers do not lie.
// evidence submitted to the court
Cost per serving$18
Times per week3x
If invested, return (% /yr)7%
// charges filed
CHARGE 01Weekly spend
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CHARGE 02Annual spend
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CHARGE 03Lifetime servings (to age 70)
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CHARGE 0410-year opportunity cost
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CHARGE 0530-year opportunity cost
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THE COURT DELIBERATES
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// spend vs invest over 30 years
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